DM  (UTENA)- Galstat, you have entered the door to the north. You are now standing by yourself in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.

Juri-Where are the cheetos?

DM (UTENA)-They're right next to you!

Anthy- (Galstat)-I cast a spell!

Juri-Where's the mountain dew?

DM (UTENA)-It's in the fridge, duh!

Anthy-(Galstat) I wanna cast a spell!

Juri- Can I have a mountain dew?

DM (UTENA)-Yes, you can have a mountain dew, just go get it!

Anthy-(Galstat) I can cast any of these, on the list, right?

DM (UTENA)-Yes, any of the first level ones.

Juri- I'm gonna get a soda, anybody want one? Hey, Grem, I'm not in the room, right?

DM (UTENA) -What room?

Anthy-(Galstat) I wanna cast Magic missle!

Juri-The room where he's casting all these spells from!

DM (UTENA)-He hasn't cast anything yet!

Anthy-(Galstst) I am, though, if you'd listen...I'm casting magic missle!

DM (UTENA)-Why are you casting magic missle, there's nothing to attack here!

Anthy-(Galstst) I'm attacking the darkness!

(laughter)

DM UTENA-Fine, fine, you attack the darkness. There's an elf in front of you.

Anthy(Galstat) Whoa!

Nanami-That's me, right

DM (UTENA)-Yeah...you guys can talk to eachother if you want.

Anthy(Galstat)Hello, I am Galstat, sorcerer of light!

Nanami-Then how come you had to cast magic missle?

(laughter)

DM (UTENA)-You guys are being attacked.

Juri-Do I see that happening?

DM (UTENA)-No, you're outside, by the tavern.

Juri-Cool, I get drunk

DM (UTENA)-There are seven ogres surrounding you

Nanami-How could they surround us? I had Morton Kiden's magical watchdog cast.

DM (UTENA)-No you didn't

Juri-I'm getting drunk are there any girls there?

Nanami-I totally did you asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells so I cast morton Kiden's faithful watchdog.

DM (UTENA)-But you never actually cast it!

Juri-Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!

DM (UTENA)-(dice rolling) Yeah, you are!

Juri-Are there any girls there?

DM (UTENA)-Yeah!

Nanami-I did though, I completely said when you asked me...

DM (UTENA)-No, you didn't, you didn't actually say that you were casting the spell, So now there's ogres, okay!

Juri- Ogres?! Man, I got an ogre-slaying knife that's got a +9 against ogres!

DM (UTENA)- You're not there, you're getting drunk!

Juri- Okay, but if there's any girls there, I want to DO them!